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thefederalistfreestyle

My name is Oak. I have done things. Broadway: Hamilton, Rocky, Cyrano de Bergerac. Off-Broadway: Hamilton (The Public), Luce (LCT3), Neighbors (The Public), Young Jean Lee’s The Shipment. First national tour: American Idiot. Regional: The Brothers Size, The Royale (The Old Globe), Ruined (Berkeley Rep, Huntington Theatre, La Jolla Playhouse). Film/TV: Blue Bloods, NY 22, Thank You for Sharing. I studied at the William Esper Studio with Karen Chamberlain. Her voice reminds me to “Go limp with anger” in my work and in life. I have achieved all things through the kindness of strangers and faith from loved ones. I strive to be like water in every sense. Shake and bake. @OakSmash

Offstage, I dedicate my time to the youth, working with teenagers and empowering them through acting. From the Emil Dale School in London, to the BBYO Convention in Texas, to the Eduham program in San Francisco, I strive to connect with young minds and teach empathy and sovereignty of self through acting and my poetry.

This talk was part of TEDxPaloAlto Identity, held on April 2, 2017. For more information about TEDxPaloAlto please visit http://www.tedxpaloalto.com.

a talk through how the obc OG finds empathy in his art & his life… & he also pronounces his full name near the beginning, for anyone interested

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luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

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voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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usedtobehmc

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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rootbeersweetheart

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

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It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

combthecombel

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Alright, I gotta try this!

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Can’t be that bad!


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….

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…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

oliviasblogisawesome

The Gravity Falls one though

fairylightshowell

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i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

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here goes nothin-

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w HAT THE

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DID I JUST-

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WHAT THE FUCK

artfulaveryhofferd

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Okay Clearly something is up.

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Hmm… I wonder

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I’m sure nothing could possibly…

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HOLY SHIT

sirdragneel

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

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I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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roses-in-fire

Never not reblog

ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

cate-geo

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

devonmcs

Friggin, yis

wildishmazz

Always reblog.

the-last-teabender

IT HAS EVOLVED

stupidships3335

I found it.

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beesmygod

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

czarnoksieznik

what the hell

hesmybrother-hesadopted

This makes me really chuffed

winchesterbr0s

This post is quite egregious

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cornflakepizza

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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fuckyourwritinghabits

goddamnit.

221books

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conservative-libertarian

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dumbass-oikawa

all of you go to hell

diva-gonzo

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

whimmy-bam

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

rubes-dragon

Why the fuck do these exist

operativesurprise

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

mrs-transmuter

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

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elfangorwasprettyrad

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

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ok ill give a headstart:

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i really like leopard seals 

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axolotls are p rad

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I LOVE THOSE

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potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

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here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

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i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

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The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

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This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

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Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

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bringing this back on your dashes

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a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

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This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

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Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.

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Originally posted by montereybayaquarium

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A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!

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Red pandas!

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Originally posted by cutestuffco

heroes-get-made

HIGHLAND COWS

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shootingstarpilot

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

bemusedlybespectacled

I love echidnas

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ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS

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Fennec foxes!!

supernachtkuchen

I love all of these!

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Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of  guinea pig.

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Golden Lion Tamarins!

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These guys are very tiny, very adorable, and very endangered.

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Also very endangered: the Kakapo, aka weird flightless nocturnal parrot, aka Moss Orb.

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look at this moss orb

wolffyluna

Meet the Rakali, also known as the water rat.

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They are beautiful.

foxypixiestick

Chinchillas! My parents have 2, Bernie and Bess :D they’re intelligent fluffballs with hypsersensitive digestive tracts and watching them take dust baths is the CUTEST and they’re terrified of everything I love chins

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knightoflodis

Your parents have chinchillas??? That is AWESOME!!!

flipperwasadick

OTTERS though keeping one as a pet is ill advised. They’re better off in the wild :3

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Me

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Originally posted by baby-wild-animals

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Galagos, AKA bushbabies are tiny primates in the Galagidae family

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Red Pandas!!!

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Originally posted by littleanimalgifs

songofthestarwhales

OK but like, have y'all seen an Aye-aye before? They are freakishly cute & look like something out of a fucking Jim Henson movie

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padnick

Bats!

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wonderali

WOMBATS! 

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Cuttlefish! I’ve always thought they should be called cuddlefish because they’re so darn cute.

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lollyyice

I’d like to add tardigrades!!

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Originally posted by kaelio

Also known as water bears or moss piglets, they’re basically tiny aliens which can survive in a plethora of different climates, pressures, and environments! They can even survive in space! They  just dry up until water is available to them again!

What’s even better is that they can be found almost anywhere where there’s moss!

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(source: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Tardonaut-Tardigrade-water-bear-design-370564214)

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An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

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Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

scoutprouvaire

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

fivesandsevens

Never not reblog

princesslovesherdaddy

Netflix make it happen

aroacejokes

I’d totally watch this!

too-asexy

Muahahahaha!

thehumorousace

It is back!!!